- Me at Sunday School
- Teacher: Jesus was both god and human at the very same time. What would you do if you had the powers of a god?
- Student: I'd walk on water.
- Student: I'd walk on water.
- Student: I'd fly.
- Student: I'd fly and walk on water.
- Student: I'd fly underwater.
- Me: I'd predict the stock market and become filthy rich.
- Class: .......
- Teacher: Isn't that a little greedy sweetie? It is one of the 7 deadly sins.
- Me: Then afterwards I'd become a philanthropist.
- Teacher: .......
“The donkey died Kenneth, you’re the donkey now.”
Kenneth Parcell (30 Rock)
miserablygorgeous asked: hannah!!! i just promo'ed you!
Thanks! But I usually don’t use my blog on tumblr, I just follow people and like posts!
Shia Labeouf is Stanley Yelnats! This is news to me!
“Being tall is an advantage, especially in business. People will always remember you. And if you’re in a crowd, you’ll always have some clean air to breath.”
Julia Child (In honor of her 100th birthday.)
“Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
Oscar Wilde
Celebration is over, we have now reached my 102nd post, which is less exciting. Everyone back to work!!!
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This is my 100th post! Celebration!!! Thank you to all reading this today! You’ll be happy to know 5% of my posts were quiche related! 6% if you include this one…
